So close... I'm soooo freaking close!

The Simple Life Chapter 27
Word Count: 6381... give or take.
Status: And another bites the dust!!

Percent complete:100%
Notes: Ready or not!!! Here it comes!!! fav.me/d7rwo8a





It's almost here...

It's so close I can taste it...

Deployment is almost done and I'm gonna be on a plane back to the only country that matters. (sorry rest of the world...but America you ain't!) I'm so burned out it's ridiculous. Plus! I'm going to moving to a new house that's like 20 mins away from work which is a far cry from my 2 hour drive that I had to do before...2 hours...one way...RAAARGH! Never again!

Oh yeah, I've decided that I'm gonna buy a car... But not just any car... I'm buying the car that has hung on my wall since I was seven...that's still hanging to this day in my parents house... I'm gonna buy this!



What is that beautiful work of art made out of steel and freedom you may ask? It's a C3 corvette. It is THE coolest car ever made. Screw your Lambo's! Screw your Ferrari's! Screw every other collection of steel that ever that ever dared call itself an automobile. THIS!! Is the coolest car in the world!!! Let's look at if from different angles shall we?




And just to drive home how awesome it is... how about one more of it on a leaf covered road in the middle of Autumn?


It's true that this car came in a hard top, soft top, Tagra Top... But this is motherf*ckin' Gunflame we're talking about so you know there is only one way I can get this bad boy... 

That's right... T-Tops! 

My God... I think I just heard a bald eagle's shriek right now... shrieking for freedom, V8's, guns, and Blonde haired, well-endowed women... 

*sniff*... 'Murica...

Oh... and I'll get to see my wife again... so that's a plus.

So on to bigger news! I'm writing away over here, trying to get the next chapter...HOPEFULLY... in time for the greatest day of the year, which is July 22nd. Why is it the greatest... well it just so happens to be on this day in history... GUNFLAME WAS BORN!!!

It's true, I'll be hittin' 27... which considering I'm going to be buying a corvette is remarkably young for a mid-life crisis... but oh well. What can I say?

Also, I just put up a poll... Vote on it people! I got some teaser art that coming and you can help decide what it should be! I'm trying to amp up the big climax of The Simple Life... and you can be a part of that!

So VOTE! 

Or I'll send Puff Daddy after you!